9:58
I was up until 2 o'clock this morning getting stuff ready for the movers and sequestering the things I wanted to keep with me for the next few weeks in the bathroom. I got up at 6:30 to finish before the movers showed up at 8:00. The movers showed up at 9:30, which is good since I'm still not exactly ready for them to be here. My last load of laundry is in the dryer, and I keep jumping up to move things into the bathroom that I forgot I'd need. I must look like some kind of incontinent freak.
I think the movers are annoyed with me because I have so much crap. When I filled out the form to arrange for my movers in the Traffic Management office on base they said to estimate 3,000 pounds per room. I counted my living room, kitchen, bedroom, and dining room as 3 1/2 rooms and rounded up to 4,000. When the guy did the walk through this morning before they brought their boxes in, he sighed a lot. I heard them talking while I was in the laundry room, and it was very grumbly sounding. Of course, now that I think about it, it seems fairly obvious that I have about 4,000 pounds in books alone...
Oh well, I have cookies to make later. Maybe that will help soothe the savage beasts. Stay tuned, I'll update if anything funny/mortifying/hilarious happens. Like the fact that at some point Mr. Mover Man is going to come upon my silicone bra inserts because they just won't fit in my suitcase, and I really won't need them for the next few weeks. I should install some kind of secret camera to catch his facial expression when he comes upon those.
(Oh God, I've been caged on the couch by a wall of boxes and my coffee table. Send help!)
10:40
I put all of the paper plates and plastic utensils, along with some easy to make food items, in my pantry and put everything else out on the counter to be packed. I put a big sign on the door that said "DO NOT PACK PANTRY ITEMS". I just went in the kitchen to unplug my phone for grumpy moving man and the entire contents of the pantry had been neatly packed in a carefully labeled box. I guess they get points for thoroughness.
11:48
Oh my God, they just unplugged my cable... that was tragic. I can live without a lot of things in life, but internet access is not one of those things.
12:48
Weird, it's been exactly one hour--I didn't even do that on purpose! Current PackCon: (that's Packing Condition for you civilian types) It looks like they've gotten about three-quarters of my stuff into boxes. I haven't been back to my bedroom, so I'm not sure how much progress has been made there. It's kind of unfortunate, I was nursing a secret hope that they'd need two days to pack everything so I wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow. Bummer. Maybe I could sneak around behind them and start putting books back on the shelves. I'll be like the shoemaker's elves--only the opposite, I guess.
I wish someone were here to play with me, we could make a kickass fort in here right now.
I was really hoping they would leave to go to lunch, but it's 12:51 and they're showing no signs of pausing for a lunch-break. I wish I could have a job that I could show up for 2 hours late and then get fed. Except minus all of the manual labor.
2:17
Sometimes I hate being the way I am. I just offered to get lunch for my movers since it's after two o'clock and they've still not made a break for some grub. They said, no thanks, they'll just pick something up on the way home. Here is where a normal person would say, "Suit yourself!" and get food for his or herself. I am not a normal person. I have a guilt complex the size of Texas, and I just can't bring myself to sit here and eat in front of them. It's bad enough I've parked myself on the couch for the duration of the day while they slave away packing my crap. I can't chow down in front of them when I'm sure they're hungry and just trying to get the job done before the end of the day.
So, here I sit. My stomach slowly eating away at itself while I whine to anyone who will listen to me on AIM about how freaking starving I am.
Also, they keep leaving the door open when they bring loads out to the truck, and it is F-R-E-E-Z-I-N-G in here. My heater has completely given up on trying to regulate the temperature.
4:03
The movers are still here. I'm still hungry (though I managed to sneak a couple of M&Ms). I'm still cold. I've just realized that the screwdriver I set aside so that I could take down the curtains when the furniture was out of the way must have been packed at some point. For it is no longer set aside. I'm not totally sure what to do about this yet. Do movers have screwdrivers? Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion...
6:03
Holy mother of God. THE. MOVERS. ARE. STILL. HERE. I was living in this dream world where everything would be out by early afternoon, and I'd have a nice leisurely day to loll about and enjoy my day off from work. No one clued me into the fact that I was living in Fantasy Land. I've taken down the curtains in the living room and the dining room, but there's still too much stuff in my bedroom to get to the curtains in there. All of the stuff is out of the laundry room, so I've transferred the pupsicles in there where they Jack has been crying incessantly. Ellie thinks she's died and gone to a heaven where the ground is covered in stray bits of dog food and dryer lint. YUM!
7:30
Yep, it' 7:30 and the movers are still here. Isn't there some kind of limit as to how long they can stay?? My bed still hasn't been taken apart, but I think we're down to less than 10 boxes now. The median temperature of my apartment is probably about 40 degrees--a little warmer in some places, but not by much. I've been keeping both doors to my bathroom closed, so it's created a nice little sauna area. I just keep disappearing into the bathroom for long stretches of time when my hands have become totally numb. A more money conscious person would have just turned the heat off altogether, but then I wouldn't have my little haven of warmth to recover in from time to time.
Okay, I think I'm going to go start vacuuming now. My life is just one exciting adventure after another...
8:51
Everything has been moved out of my apartment, but the movers are still loading things into their van. I'm done vacuuming and I just ordered my damn pizza, but it's occurred to me that I have no idea how they'll get in since the only way to open my gate for people is through the phone and my phone has been disconnected. Oh well, we'll figure that out in 45 minutes. I'm signing off for the evening, but thank you for bearing with me through my moving day from hell. Next time we're doing this in two days.
And just for Carolyn... I'm Angela and this has been the longest day of my life. Seriously.