"Who's on First" Deli Style

Overheard at the sandwich shop:

"What kind of condiments do you want on that?"

"I'll just have light mayonnaise please."

"So, just a little mayo?"

"No, do you have light mayonnaise?"

"Yes, I can just put a little bit on the sandwich..."

"No, I mean, like low calorie and low fat mayonnaise?"

"Oh, like light mayonnaise?  Yes, we have that."

"Okay, can I just have a little light mayonnaise?"

"So, you want the mayonnaise light, or you want just a little?"

Comments

[Brittany]

ha--it's moments like those that make my life seem normal. :)

[E]

I'd be scared about the rest of the sandwich if they couldn't even get that.