1) If you have a 1980 Ford with a rusted paint job so that the tailgate is a red color and the rest is a sort of sickly pea green, should you really be allowed to have an "Antique Car" license plate? Because where I come from we call that a Piece of Shit and put it up on blocks in our front yards.
2) Does Jack really look like a bear? Because after taking him outside the other day, we were walking back to my apartment and a lady says to her friend, "Well, there's your bear!" And the other lady smiled and said, "Oh, yeah, I thought I saw a bear in the woods. You must have been camouflaged!" And I don't think she was joking...
3) Do you think Kellie Pickler would have had a better chance on American Idol if they hadn't insisted on dressing her like a drag queen ever week? Did you SEE her makeup? Talk about looking like it got slapped on with a trowel by an 80s Madonna fan. (Just editing to say, I am NOT a Kellie Pickler fan by any stretch, and it's totally been her turn to go for about 3 weeks now. But I think she would have kept her voters on her side if she hadn't been turned out like a Ru Paul wanna-be every week!) Geaux Katharine!
4) I was watching The Office last night when I realized that I have a friend who is very much the "Jim" to my "Pam", in that I love talking to him, we share the most hilarious jokes that are probably only funny to us, we pick on each other constantly, and I adore him. Except he's the one that's married to a great girl, with two absolutely adorable kids. And I don't think I'm actually attracted to him. But still, it was kind of depressing because ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN!!
5) Yeah, this still isn't much of a post, and I need to go blow my nose.

1) I'm with you, that is a sled, not an antique car.
2) No, doesn't look like a bear to me. Perhaps the neighbors had been smoking wacky weed?
3) Based on talent alone it was time for her to go.
4) Don't tell me all the good ones are taken, I'm single out here too. ;-)
and oh yes, Michele sent me.
Posted by: Grins | April 28, 2006 at 05:39 PM
Wow! You rock! I decided to visit after you left a comment for me and I'm glad I did. Great site! I'll be back.
Posted by: wordnerd | April 28, 2006 at 06:12 PM
I'm here from Michele today..it looks like I skipped you, but I didn't...we posted almost at the same time...
About Kelli Pickler...I think it was definitely time for her to go Bye Bye...She sings off key too much. THAT is a no no, in my book. And certainly not an "American Idol" whatever that is..(lol)
Posted by: OldOldLady Of The Hills | April 28, 2006 at 08:38 PM
Hello, Michele Sent me.
1) nothing from 1980 can be considered antique
2) never met Jack so maybe he's more bear-like in person.
(and I hate being part of someone else's inside joke)
3) I think she could have stopped them if she wanted to.
4) Yes, wwe are all taken. You'll have to wait until we make some more.
Posted by: archshrk | April 28, 2006 at 09:05 PM
Call me crazy, but I think Jack looks like a dog.
Posted by: DebR | April 28, 2006 at 09:43 PM
Finally, I remembered to follow the link to your name and come back and read! Ever since I started using the work computer, I lost all my Favorite blogs!
I almost fell off the chair laughing at number 1. That is hilarious and Irish had a good chuckle as well.
hugs,
a
Posted by: grrltraveler | April 28, 2006 at 10:50 PM
No - Jack does not look like a bear, crazy people! And no - Ellie does not look like a bear either. Wait, that right, WE-STILL-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-ELLIE-LOOKS-LIKE!! Poor second children, they never get photographed!!! It's obvious Jack is the favorite, Ellie will need counceling to overcome!! :)
Love,
Shelley
Posted by: Shelley | April 29, 2006 at 09:15 AM
I agree all the good one's are taken!!
Posted by: Claire | April 30, 2006 at 08:35 PM
I actually liked Kellie until it was time for her to go. I certainly never thought she'd win the damn thing. I think the makeup this year has been pretty crappy overall--but hers is certainly the worst! I think Kat will be the winner--but what do I know?
Posted by: sophie | May 02, 2006 at 09:24 PM