Dear Diary,
Yesterday was a big day. I got to ride in the car forever and I was very loud good all day. Except for when people called on the phone, because I wanted to talk to them and mom kept hollering at me. Then we got to a big new place, and there is another Little Puppy—like me! Only I don’t think she likes me so much—yet. I keep trying to make friends with her, but she makes funny faces, like an Ork, at me, so I have to poke her with my nose. I think she likes that. HA! HA! She is very silly. But I just bite her tail and she yarfs at me some more. I think she is a lot of fun. I bet we’ll be best friends forever. I wish that she would stop taking away my toys though, that is not very nice of her. And she makes a funny noise in the back of her throat when she makes that Ork face. Oh well, I will just sniff her butt some more, I think she likes that too.
OH! I GOTTA GO! WE’RE GOING OUTSIDE! I CAN EAT HER POOP NOW!! BYE BYE!!
- Jack
Awww. Yay for you and Jack! Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Steph. | December 24, 2005 at 07:28 PM
Sunny here...
Hey Jack, If you were at my yard we could play frisbee if my master gets it out of the closet. And I won't make any Ork faces 'cause then I wouldn't be my normal gorgeous self.
Merry Christmas.
Don't eat the poop it gives you shitty breath.
Posted by: Russ | December 24, 2005 at 09:15 PM
Congrats on the new addition!
Posted by: sophie | December 26, 2005 at 11:07 PM
That doggy is a certifiable nut. Fits into our family very well, come to think of it.
Posted by: Brittany | December 27, 2005 at 08:38 AM